Thursday, October 17, 2013

What's worse - the music or the number plates?

Noise of "No Limits" from the
Car of "DJ LES"

Two cars behind him
"P1AY3R" and his passenger
Mock-strangle themselves

Tuesday, May 28, 2013


Your cheeky chuckles,
Conspiratorial smiles
And two tiny teeth.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

What's that smell?

Hot water broken
Showering becomes a chore
Hygiene may suffer

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Serendipitous poetry from the New York Times

from an article about "disgraced former congressman" Weiner
from an interview with Isabel Allende, author and rapid pooper
from a book review
Love this haiku bot.
Saves time reading paper, such
relevant stories.

via swissmiss

Sunday, March 31, 2013

I'm a little queasy right now

Uneasy feeling
Finding worms after eating
Half of your mango

Monday, March 25, 2013


Sticky hair dryer
Hope it was not mistaken
For an adult toy

Monday, February 11, 2013

Another heat wave. Yawn.

Flocks of sheep shelter
Under huge Xanthorrhoea
In their woollen coats

Thursday, February 7, 2013


Retrosternal squeeze
Dry eyes, dry mouth, dry humour
Lesson never learnt

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Blue Album concert review

Weezer I love you.
Allowing me to relive
the sweet hope of youth