Saturday, December 24, 2011

I need Christmas spirits

My pavlova flopped
It's never happened before
I feel a failure

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

On the bus

Hipster with iPod:
I can tell you're loving your
Nelly Furtado

Pungent fart odour:
I cannot abide it as
it is not my own.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

A good Saturday night

Cider can taste nice,
particularly after
wine, beer and spirits