More (ignored) advice on better blogging

"Blog every day."
I would if it weren't so hard
to write these long posts.

Inappropriate crushes

Is it wrong to be
attracted to ugly men?
(even hairy ones?)

So I bought my own domain name...

...but being technologically backward I haven't been able to publish this blog there. While I'm trying to figure it out, here are some search terms my few visitors have used to find this blog:

"magic beans" + alpacas + poop

gross myself out

thanks! chemistry

Mmm organic beef patties

Burger addiction
Daily burger fixation
For the past fortnight