This is bad but not as bad as the alternative

Pay day tomorrow
The bank waits, expectantly
for my interest

Rap written at work today

Need a recipe?
You gotta Google that shit,
yeah, Google that shit.

Analyse your poo?
You gotta Google that shit,
yeah, Google that shit.

"Golden Showers" tree?
You gotta Google that shit,
yeah, Google that shit.

etc.








Most of the verses did not fit into the correct syllable pattern for haiku. They are all based on real-life Google searches we've made at work. The song came about because my co-worker (and office co-inhabitant) Dr H is always asking me questions and if I don't know the answer I tell him to "Google that shit." (Don't worry, I use much politer language in front of my patients.) If you'd like to sing along, you must do a Snoop Dogg voice.

My home is so neglected

Cleaning my storeroom
Dust surrounds me like a fog
I now have black snot

Self pity

Friends all moved away
Home on a Saturday night
Cleaning and reading