Saturday, March 12, 2011

Someone at work had the grossest ever birthday cheesecake

Two layers of sponge,
smothered in white choc icing,
topped with grated cheese

Friday, March 11, 2011


I wish the planet
would stop doing fucked up shit
to all these countries

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

My haiku are suffering

Treadmill addiction
or treadmillophilia
is ruining me

Monday, March 7, 2011

The King's Speech

I loved your profanities
Bloody bugger arse!

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Long weekends are so good when you don't have to work them

I love long weekends!
Sunday becomes Saturday
and I stay up late