Monday, March 7, 2011

The King's Speech

B-b-b-Bertie
I loved your profanities
Bloody bugger arse!

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Long weekends are so good when you don't have to work them

I love long weekends!
Sunday becomes Saturday
and I stay up late

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Overdid it on the treadmill again

Vomiting's not fun
It burns the oesophagus
and bloodshots the eyes

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Pruritis

Itchy eczema
Itchy itchy eczema
So fucking itchy

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Scarily into exercise

Say farewell to the
fatty fatty boombah girl.
Can't say I'll miss her.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Sometimes I get bored of medical terminology

Eczematous plaque
befouling my inner thigh
with red lumpiness