Saturday, March 5, 2011

Overdid it on the treadmill again

Vomiting's not fun
It burns the oesophagus
and bloodshots the eyes

Thursday, March 3, 2011


Itchy eczema
Itchy itchy eczema
So fucking itchy

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Scarily into exercise

Say farewell to the
fatty fatty boombah girl.
Can't say I'll miss her.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Sometimes I get bored of medical terminology

Eczematous plaque
befouling my inner thigh
with red lumpiness

Monday, February 28, 2011

Furry green

Darn you, Perth weather.
You made my bread go mouldy
and it's only new.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

It's gettin' hot in here

How much longer, Perth?
How much longer will I sweat
when I go to sleep*?

*if I don't use the air-conditioning.