Overdid it on the treadmill again

Vomiting's not fun
It burns the oesophagus
and bloodshots the eyes

Pruritis

Itchy eczema
Itchy itchy eczema
So fucking itchy

Scarily into exercise

Say farewell to the
fatty fatty boombah girl.
Can't say I'll miss her.

Sometimes I get bored of medical terminology

Eczematous plaque
befouling my inner thigh
with red lumpiness

Furry green

Darn you, Perth weather.
You made my bread go mouldy
and it's only new.

It's gettin' hot in here

How much longer, Perth?
How much longer will I sweat
when I go to sleep*?


*if I don't use the air-conditioning.