People that don't need their surnames

Madonna, Oprah,
Beyonce, Jesus, Elvis,
Beck, Bono and Cher

If you weren't a car, I wouldn't say it to your face

New Honda Civic
I saw you on the freeway
You sure are ugly

Autophagia

I picked at a scab
I pulled off a scabby chunk
It tasted like me

Zzzzz

I love nanna naps
or however you spell it.
I love nana naps.

Near-spew in the gym! Mustn't exercise on a full stomach again.

Changing one' s lifestyle -
if only it were easy
like changing channels

I must get my priorities straight

Haiku abandoned
Instead, I'm exercising.
Shameful, isn't it?

Vomited last night.
Not from partying too hard
but from exercise.