Friday, February 25, 2011

People that don't need their surnames

Madonna, Oprah,
Beyonce, Jesus, Elvis,
Beck, Bono and Cher

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Wednesday, February 23, 2011


I picked at a scab
I pulled off a scabby chunk
It tasted like me

Tuesday, February 22, 2011


I love nanna naps
or however you spell it.
I love nana naps.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Near-spew in the gym! Mustn't exercise on a full stomach again.

Changing one' s lifestyle -
if only it were easy
like changing channels

Sunday, February 20, 2011

I must get my priorities straight

Haiku abandoned
Instead, I'm exercising.
Shameful, isn't it?

Vomited last night.
Not from partying too hard
but from exercise.