A slumber party? At 8am?

Hey, middle-aged man
carrying floral pillow,
where are you going?

It's because I was running on a treadmill but we'll pretend it's because I saw your pretty face

Happy Valentine!
My pulse was eighty per cent
of its maximum

I'm trying to tell myself I'll have fun on the treadmill

Exercise is fun!*
*only if voluntary
and not forced on you

Thankfully, my upstairs neighbours don't have wooden floors

Elephants wearing
rollerskates, ten-pin bowling
in the upstairs flat