A patient wanted
to know the name of the tree
viewed from her window.
"Golden Shower" tree:
its Google Images page
must be searched with care.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Where should I go on holiday*?
Tokyo, Hong Kong,
Bali, Thailand, Melbourne, or
somewhere I've not been?
*"vacation" for you Americans
Bali, Thailand, Melbourne, or
somewhere I've not been?
*"vacation" for you Americans
Labels:
haiku
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
First my cheek, now my neck...
Moley mole mole mole
Each time I check the mirror
I have a new mole
Each time I check the mirror
I have a new mole
Labels:
haiku
Monday, February 7, 2011
Thirty for thirty - update
I wrote a list of 30 changes that I hope to achieve in my 31st year of life (because I didn't get around to writing New Year resolutions). I posted the list on this blog. Approximately 1/17th of the year has passed and I haven't achieved much. The only items I can claim to have addressed are #30 Be less of a mega-bitch (a la Shannen Doherty's Heather in Heathers) and #13 Donate at least 3% of pre-tax income to charity (not including the arts). Well, I haven't donated thousands of dollars to charity in the past 3 1/2 weeks but unless I cancel some of my regular contributions, I should get there (thanks to harassment by my former University for donations). I haven't been actively trying to tone down the bitchiness. It just happened that way. Today at work (at the hospice) I was mistaken for a Pastoral Care chaplain!
Labels:
self indulgent crap
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Even though I had Chinese for dinner last night
Tummy is grumbling.
It is Chinese New Year so
time for some yum cha?
It is Chinese New Year so
time for some yum cha?
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haiku
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