Saturday, January 15, 2011

I hope it's not true

Brisbane is flooding
Perth is hot and humid and
Melbourne weather sucks

Friday, January 14, 2011

I remember my 20s like it was yesterday

So relieved. Made it
to thirty without ever
finding a grey hair.

This haiku was written in advance, hence the surprises

My birthday treaties
"Friends and Lovers" spa package
Plus some surprises

Thursday, January 13, 2011


Weekend in Melbourne
is like Weekend at Bernie's
without the dead guy

Middle aged man in red convertible

He proudly plays his
Rihanna and Eminem
at loudest volume

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

I was supposed to schedule this for 11.11am yesterday

Palindromic dates
Delight the nerdy masses
Hurrah for the ones

Monday, January 10, 2011

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Clinics recommence tomorrow

Back to work Monday
Must smile and nod politely
And try not to cuss