As was I, because you were walking down the middle of the street and obstructing traffic

Girl on mobile phone:
I can't hear you but see you're
saying dirty words!

I went into my storage room in the basement carpark

Thousands of insects
Gnawing though cardboard boxes
Really creep me out

Unfortunately, my street is a good place to practise parallel parking

An alarming trend:
urban assault vehicles
with learner drivers

I was hungry the rest of the day

The lone customer
was surprised the cafe staff
forgot her order

Heartburn and headaches

Stopped drinking coffee.
Stopped drinking red wine too.
Don't feel much better.

Achievements for 2010

Passed written exam
Then passed clinical exam
and that's about it.

I'm postponing most of my New Year's Resolutions until my birthday

This year, attempting
to write one haiku per day.
So far, so shitty.

Birthday approaches, rapidly

Thirty is still young.
That's the beauty of working
in Geriatrics.