Ah yes. I'm drinking my Coke also.
OH WOW re: birthday and demise of Mr Crocodile! I hope that a) he is satisfyingly destructible and b) the candy inside him has not gone gross. Let me know how it goes! Exciting. Not sure why I'm so excited about this. Maybe because is 1.41am and not much else going on to be excited about. Like the whoopee cushion idea! "Dying Ewe" sadly did not scan. Sounds not unlike mating ewe also, apparently.
Please share some of your brain poops (or loveliness).