Animals are rare,
Substituted with androids.
What about humans?
I recently purchased One Hundred Great Books in Haiku by David Bader (author of Haiku for Jews). It gave me the idea to haiku-fy some of the books I read*. I usually read at least one (or two or three or ten) each week but I am trying to cut down for the sake of my eyesight and social life. I could read so many more if they were only 17 syllables each.
*If the book is crap, I'll let you know. Otherwise, I recommend the books I turn into haiku!