People in the Apple Store gave me weird looks for reading a book.

Not happy, Apple.
Took my three-week-old laptop
for repair today.

I waited there, and
read my paperback novel.
Anachronistic.

Health choices

My tummy's hurting
Drank too much Aveda tea
and not enough beer

Letter to THEORETICAL* patient

Dear clinic patient,
When you're early by one hour,
It's not endearing


*thank goodness the AMA put out these guidelines reminding me not to Facebook befriend my patients.

Superficial

Hurley and Warnie:
Is it just me or is she
WAY too hot for him?