Going to work today

It is unpleasant
When walking upstairs, if the
Person in front, farts

I was pondering this at the Gorillaz concert on Monday night

My ideal rock band:
Two drumkits, two basses and
a small marching band

Bittersweet

tiny paper plane necklace by Victoria Mason, $66

Went to a wedding
lost my new bridesmaid necklace
so disappointed.