Friday, December 3, 2010

I hope I'm more exciting in my thirties

Had hair cut today
Should go out and show it off
But I'm too lazy

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Duh

It's summer today
It was summer yesterday
It's summer all month

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

He's probably feeling so fly, like a G6*

Man on a Segway
You have no right to look smug
Stop your smirking. Now!

*if you haven't heard this song, consider yourself lucky. If you'd like an academic discussion of the lyrics, see today is my birthday.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

My feet smell like leather

Wore new shoes today.
They have shiny gold lining.
My feet sparkle now.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Crap Christmas Craft



"It's the most wonderful time of the year."

When I was in Portland last month, I hit the "antique malls" and  bought a swag of vintage horse show ribbons (they are older than I am). I thought they'd make a nice "Merry Christmas" banner. The woman serving me kept saying, "I wish people would stop taking my name in vain," to which everyone kept responding with blank looks. Eventually she shouted, "My name is 'Merry Christmas' and every year people take my name in vain." I wanted to ask her what the f*** was wrong with her parents to name her that, but instead I just kept looking blank and ran out of the store with my purchases.

 Anyway, with my childlike cutting, stamping and sticking skills, I made a set of letters to spell out Merry Christmas. I plan to hang them for my Bad Santa video night.

Yes, "Merry Christmas". Pretty unoriginal. 

Here are some other words that crop up at this time of the year.  The last one is inspired by Gracie and my good friend Mr Doink (and matches my new Richie Designs letterpress cards, also found via Gracie).


I'm settling in to my new Macbook

I miss "shift insert"
and delete and home and end
but I guess I'll cope