Maybe I'll give myself a pedicure

My feet are burning.
Is it neuropathic pain?
I really hope not.

Spam haiku

Grow your tiny dick
With this very effective
Enlargment device

We had proper make-up done for the wedding including eyelashes

My false eyelashes
are so long that when I blink
they hit my glasses

I am really living

If anyone in Australia or NZ is visiting a purveyor of magazines, they may wish to pick up December's Real Living magazine and flip to the letters page (specifically, page 20) to see my little letter to the editor. It is about this lamp that I blogged about before. The pictures in the magazine are worse than the ones on the blog - not sure why I submitted them. Oh well. Lamp is very please about its brush with fame.

There is a haiku event in Perth this week

News Haiku from the West by Barbara Campbell (no relation) part of the NOW RIGHT NOW performance art series at Perth Institute of Contemporary Art. (The Dachshund UN was part of the same series.)

What excites me more is Hiromi Tango's Behind the Door, which is about hoarding. I am such a hoarder.

Hiromi Tango

Rheumatology Clinic

I sat cross-legged
My feet were numb, my hip sore
Just like my patients'