Congratulations Mr & Mrs CH

Sister got married
Boobs didn't fall out of dress
Mother was happy

When I sit near the open window at night

Neighbours are cooking
Barbecue on balcony
It makes me want steak

Neighbours are smoking
Cigarettes and other things
What naughty neighbours!

Ran out of groceries again.

A nutritious meal?
Cheese and tomato toastie
does not pass the test.