Dachshund UN

How would the world be
If it were run by small dogs
Instead of big men?

A modern 'Goldilocks and the Three Bears' tale in a Perth apartment

It's not too cold and
it's not too hot. It's perfect
balcony weather!

Misshapen double cleavage - undesirable side effect of travel

I've eaten so much
My bras now give me four boobs;
Time to buy new bra*


*or lose weight. Buying underwear just sounds easier.