Friday, October 8, 2010

Is it viral or bacterial

My fever persists.
Is that pus glistening on
My swollen tonsils?

Anti-beer haiku

On-call for night shift,
Plus lingering man-flu, means
No Friday boozing

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The one that I want (is not an upper respiratory tract infection)

I've got ch-i-lls
They're multiplying, and I'm
Losing my dinner

Monday, October 4, 2010

Is it better to work weekends because you are paid penalty rates?

Day off work today!
(but I worked yesterday and
I worked Saturday)