The one that I want (is not an upper respiratory tract infection)

I've got ch-i-lls
They're multiplying, and I'm
Losing my dinner

Is it better to work weekends because you are paid penalty rates?

Day off work today!
(but I worked yesterday and
I worked Saturday)

Stuff that's cheaper in the US that I may buy when I'm there (Part I)

Skincare, cosmetics,
American apparel,
and Polaroid film

Beer haiku

Shots, shots, shots and beer
Metabolised too quickly!
I should be drunker.