Dear woman on TV, you have not "literally worked our butts off"

"Literally" means
"LITERALLY". It is not
"superlatively."

Dear annoying Qantas people, please get my salutation correct

My card says "doctor",
I joined through the AMA,
So why call me "Miss"?

Sometimes... (dedicated to Dea, who got this damn song stuck in my head)

I wish my haiku
Was more like bad white rap* from
the early nineties

*did your dad also call it "crap music" as if that were original?