Saturday, September 18, 2010

I saw Sleeping Beauty last night

Night at the ballet
Pretty ballerinas and
Men with large bulges

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

I've run out of clean clothes

Laundry should be done
At regular intervals
Of less than six weeks

Monday, September 13, 2010

My productivity is up 100%

Dear TV stations:
Your terrible programming
Affords me spare time.