Friday, August 13, 2010

I'm sure they must obscure the vision

Cascading eyebrows:
Like the hairy drapes to the
windows of your soul.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Painful for my eyes and her crotch

Painfully dressed girl
Walking down the corridor
Leggings are not pants

Monday, August 9, 2010

A good excuse for Monday night boozing

I'm eating my hat
I passed my fucking exam
No more tests...EVER

Sunday, August 8, 2010

My flights are booked! Hurrah for holidays.

I'll be visiting
pretty Portland, Oregon
and mintox Melbourne.

Anyone have any advice about where I should visit? 

I'm quite obsessive/compulsive with my travel planning so I'm adding a page to this blog with my travel links.