The view out my window on a lazy Saturday morning

It's a lovely day.
I'd be on my balcony
But I am pants-less

I wrote this when I was (am) drunk

Didn't eat dinner
but enjoyed beer, vodka and
expensive whisky.

All the new digital channels in Australia have led to a proliferation of dodgy overseas reality shows

The Bachelorette,
The Undercover Princes,
Beauty and the Geek

The downside of palpating for axillary lymphadenopathy

My fingernails are
impregnated with the smell
of underarm sweat