I should be more worried about my exam than the TV

Remote control lost.
Must move my butt off the couch.
How devastating.

Freaky Fug Friday

I pooped out a haiku for Freaky Fug Friday over at Go Fug Yourself, to describe this picture of Grace Jones.

Impressive plumage,
Miss Jones. And as for your pants -
I'm glad that you waxed.

Most of the haiku are much better than mine but hey, I am multitasking with study (listening to lectures online).

Shits and giggles

I was sick today.
Do you know what gives me the
shits? Diarrhoea.

I've tried word verification and blocking anonymous comments, with no success

Moderation of
your comments is designed to
block Chinese spammers

I had a lovely dream last night

A bowling alley
inside a cinema that
plays rare Muppet films.

I try to be hygienic

Public toilet floor.
Twenty cent coin, abandoned.
I leave it alone.

wee ooo wee ooo

Car alarm wailing
Is the owner unaware
Or merely lazy?