Saturday, July 24, 2010

I should be more worried about my exam than the TV

Remote control lost.
Must move my butt off the couch.
How devastating.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Freaky Fug Friday

I pooped out a haiku for Freaky Fug Friday over at Go Fug Yourself, to describe this picture of Grace Jones.

Impressive plumage,
Miss Jones. And as for your pants -
I'm glad that you waxed.

Most of the haiku are much better than mine but hey, I am multitasking with study (listening to lectures online).

Shits and giggles

I was sick today.
Do you know what gives me the
shits? Diarrhoea.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I had a lovely dream last night

A bowling alley
inside a cinema that
plays rare Muppet films.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

I try to be hygienic

Public toilet floor.
Twenty cent coin, abandoned.
I leave it alone.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

wee ooo wee ooo

Car alarm wailing
Is the owner unaware
Or merely lazy?