Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Guess what I saw

It's red and yellow
and pink and green and purple
and orange and blue

Phalanx. Phallic. Phloppy.

The broken boomgate
Its distal phalanx drooping
Like a limp penis.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Deforestation

Legs were so hairy.
After they were waxed, I think
I lost a kilo*




*approximately 2.2lb, if we're being literal, which I'm not