Saturday, July 10, 2010

Feel sick after over-eating at Mother's birthday dinner

Happy Birthday Mum,
Hope you I don't get a big bum
from your birthday cake

What if... (an humiliating and mortifying possibility)

...I am the only
person from my hospital
to fail the exam?

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

We all scream for ice cream

I overate it
Tiramisu gelato
Now my tummy churns

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Dear Little C, sorry I was such a bad girlfriend

Sorry I was mean
and lacked compassion, and I
sometimes made you cry

To the rest of my North American readers

Hope you have a great
Independence Day and be
careful with fireworks