We all scream for ice cream

I overate it
Tiramisu gelato
Now my tummy churns

Dear Little C, sorry I was such a bad girlfriend

Sorry I was mean
and lacked compassion, and I
sometimes made you cry

To the rest of my North American readers

Hope you have a great
Independence Day and be
careful with fireworks

Dear mystery friend...maybe you shouldn't have sent me that text about doing a poo today!

When you texted me,
Sorry I announced out loud*
That you were pooing.

*don't worry. I was at work and not that many people heard.

To all my Canadian friends

I hope you have a
happy Canada Day and
get the day off work