Saturday, June 12, 2010

Things I don't want my colleagues* to know about

My ineptitude
my inadequacies, my

*except the ones who read this blog. They know about these things anyway.

I have all but abandoned alcohol for study and sleep

The cold amber brew
Comforts me each Friday night
Like a long lost friend

Thursday, June 10, 2010

How can I stop them? Do any of my readers like Taiwanese sex?

Darn Chinese spammers!
(They may not be Chinese but
their spam is Chinese.)

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Haiku for lovely Little Sarah

Your new hairstyle and
Black clothes make you look like a
Friendly Leigh Lezark

Monday, June 7, 2010


Looking for things to do that don't involve sitting in front of your computer (novel, I know)?

First up, Pip at Meet Me At Mike's has an Envelope Project whereby you send her an envelope with little bits of lightweight and papery goodness, then she sticks the envelopes on the window of her store (in Melbourne), posts photos of the contents on a flickr group, then randomly chooses a participant at the end to receive ALL the items posted to her. Letters are welcome from anywhere.

the envelope project

Next, Janice at Little Miso has a Paper Hearts Project, in which participants make little paper hearts, possibly with secret little messages written on them, then pin them up where they can make people happy. Visit the blog for all the details and pictures. Instructions are below.

Last long weekend I worked 45 hours; I much prefer this weekend

Dear Monday, I'm glad
you're a public holiday
and I'm not working