Saturday, May 29, 2010

My tribute to Gary Coleman

Who doesn't want to be immortalised as Oscar the Grouch?

I''d better lift my game

I discovered this brilliant haiku by Matt at The Dead Journalist's Society:

lindsay lohan- hi
you have dr. seuss creatures
living in your vag

Haiku for Little Miso (part of giveaway prize)

Sweet Little Miso:
Fills the world with loveliness,
Picture by picture.

Sweet Little Miso:
Purveyor of magical
necklaces and art.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Meg from PaperJot interviewed me and four other bloggers


Thank you, Paper Jot,
for featuring Cerebral
Excrement today.

Read about my inspirations and my favourite blogs.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

I have another crapola mock exam thing this week

and Rheumatology must
be learnt by Friday

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

I'm glad it was a dream

I dreamt that I had
nocturnal enuresis;
it was just night sweats

Monday, May 24, 2010

Illogical? Stupid? Lazy?

The milk seemed bad on
Sunday so why am I still
drinking it Monday?

It's almost winter

Rain, rain, go away
Come again another day
(I jest! I love you!)

Sunday, May 23, 2010

I went to the dentist this weekend

My dental abscess
So disgusting. Don't know why
I'd publicise it.