Saturday, May 8, 2010

Another whinge

Breaking out in sweats
Pain from my head down my neck
Think I'll go to bed

Friday, May 7, 2010

Hypothetical

If my surname were
"Cocks" (C. O. C. K. S.) I
would change it to "Cox."

Stupid viral illness

Didn't go to work.
Despite paracetamol*
My head hurt real bad.

*aka acetaminophen for all you Americans


Also, remember to enter my giveaway, which finishes in two days. Odds are good.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

I am now working in Oncology

I had never touched
as many breasts as I touched
in clinic today.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

My car is so clean

It was my first time
The automatic car wash
It was loud and fun

Monday, May 3, 2010

Isn't it funny when people are embarrassed/proud of their farting

My flatulent friend
I would not have known your crime
Had you not confessed

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Stupid exam preparation

Study on Sunday.
Not the ideal way to spend
a sunny weekend.