Hypothetical

If my surname were
"Cocks" (C. O. C. K. S.) I
would change it to "Cox."

Stupid viral illness

Didn't go to work.
Despite paracetamol*
My head hurt real bad.

*aka acetaminophen for all you Americans


Also, remember to enter my giveaway, which finishes in two days. Odds are good.

It is nice when a patient approves of your sartorial choices.

My red cardigan
Earnt an approving nod from
An older woman

I am now working in Oncology

I had never touched
as many breasts as I touched
in clinic today.

My car is so clean

It was my first time
The automatic car wash
It was loud and fun

Isn't it funny when people are embarrassed/proud of their farting

My flatulent friend
I would not have known your crime
Had you not confessed

Stupid exam preparation

Study on Sunday.
Not the ideal way to spend
a sunny weekend.

I'd make a terrible house wife

Three-day-old laundry
Damp in the washing machine
Hope it's not mouldy