Saturday, April 24, 2010

Work was busy.

No lunch break today.
No dinner break either. Heaps
of Anzac biscuits.

Friday, April 23, 2010

More knock knock jokes

Boy, most of the knock knock jokes at the Booooooom! contest are pretty awful. Here are some that I like:


Author: Boo Clu
Comment:
*Knock knock*
Who's there?
Nicholas.
Nicholas who?
Nicholas ladies shouldn't climb trees.
 
 
Author: Tiffany
Comment:
knock knock! 
who's there? 
bisquick! 
bisquick who? 
bisquick , your pant's on fire!
 
 
Author: Bill
Comment:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Salvador Dali.
Salvador Dali who?
Platypus. 
 
 
Author: Erin
Comment:
knock knock
who's there?
to
to who?
to whom
 
 
Author: alexa
Comment:
knock knock,
who's there?
panther.
panther who?
panther no panth im goin sthwimmin.
 
 
 
Author: Katy
Comment:
"Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"I ate mop."
"I ate mop who?"
"You ate your poo? You're gross!" 
 
 
 
Author: Tim
Comment:
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I'm not, you're a poo!
 
 
Author: Glynnis
Comment:
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
 
 
 
 
 
 
I love a poo joke.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Drei Trois San

Bianca over at Goodnight Little Spoon tagged me for this three thing, and as I love making lists and have not really shared that much about myself on this blog, here goes:

Three names I go by (no, I am not called "uglygirl" to my face):
-- E
-- Campbell (usually preceded by a "Yo!")
-- Campbs (yes, somehow the silent "p" slips in there)

Three jobs I've had:
-- Macca's chick (still my longest-running job!)
-- Counting votes for the State Election
-- Medical Secretary for an Autonomic Neurologist
Three places I've lived:
-- Perth, Western Australia
-- London, England
-- Bunbury, Western Australia (for three months!) 

Three favourite drinks:
-- pink grapefruit juice
-- anything with caffeine except for black coffee
-- beer
Three TV shows I watch:
-- Big Love
-- Rage
-- Project Runway (online)

Three places I've been:
-- Japan (three times)
-- Scotland
-- Eastern Europe

Three places I'd like to visit: (I'd go anywhere!)
-- Cuba
-- Tasmania
-- China

Three favourite old TV shows:
-- Daria

Three favourite dishes:
-- Gnocchi at Cantina (my favourite restaurant)
-- Butter chicken and brinjal bhaji at Chutney's
-- Pavlova

Three make-up products I cannot live without:
-- Becca Luminous Skin Colour
-- brown powder for my eyebrows (thanks Tanya for getting me hooked on this)
-- my contact lenses 
Three things I'm looking forward to:
-- never having to sit another examination in my life (unless it's for something fun)
-- travel, travel, travel
-- cleaning my apartment

Three superpowers I wish I had:
-- The power to relieve pain
-- Flying
-- Captain Planet powers (fixing up the environment)

Three places I love to shop:
-- Pigeonhole
-- William Topp
-- Japan

Three pets I've had and their names:
-- Moooi (a cow I invented for a school project)
-- 
-- I never had a pet. 

Three bands I'd want to see on a festival line-up (as if I could pick just three):
-- The Beatles
-- Weezer
-- Foo Fighters

Three favourite comfort foods:
-- Toast with lots of butter and Vegemite or honey
-- Milky chai tea
-- Toasted cheese sandwiches (made by Mum or Dad)

Three songs currently on rotation (yes, my record collection is somewhat out of date):
-- The Pixies - Caribou
-- The Strokes - Last Night
-- The Beatles - Rocky Racoon

Three people I'm tagging:
-- Faiza of It's Gonna Be a Lovely Day
-- Anaurora of Oh Happy Place
-- Jennifer of Make Tea Not War 

Three categories I could have rocked:
-- Three favourite recipes
-- Three books I'm reading now
-- Three favourite concerts ever

No sleep 'til Brooklyn

No sleep 'til midnight
No shower 'til then either
Hate being on-call

Knock knock. Who's there?

I wrote this Knock Knock Joke to enter a giveaway over at Booooooom!:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hike.
Hike who?
The winter sunset
Turns day into night too soon
And the city sleeps


Get it? Lame, I know!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

This weekend...

Enter my contest
Win some of my favourites
Read more of my shit

Back to work for 15 hours tomorrow.


Chucking a sickie
A great Aussie tradition
(I was sick today)

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

What I bought this weekend as "exam preparation"

Not one but two suits
In an attempt to make me
appear more grown-up

Don't be offended if you're not on the list - the syllables ran out

My followers have
such pretty names, like Dori
(short for Dorota),

Bianca, Faiza,
Anaurora, Melody,
Dania and Grace. 

I enter many blog giveways

Giveaways: I have
won three this week alone and
it makes me happy!

Poll r.e. glamour and glitter, fashion and fame vs your wildest dreams

Are you rockin' out
or truly outrageous?
Please vote over here

Monday, April 19, 2010

The contestants are monstering pavlova on MasterChef

What are these crazy
TV people doing to
my beloved pav?

(Also, why does no one applaud when I cut open my pavlova?)

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Progiftination

Update: thanks to Jessica from one of my favourite blogs, {Black.White.Yellow}, for linking to this post on her post about security envelope patterns.

I love security envelopes (I was mocked for this last week) and I love bunting. I also love gifts in matchboxes. Here's something I made a couple of weeks ago when I should have been studying...




The matchbox is upside down to hide the identity of the recipient. The mushroom stamp is just in the pictures for additional cuteness. The "e" pattern is my favourite, of course!

At least I'm not eating chocolate while I watch.

The Biggest Loser
Finale. I hate it when
they weigh less than me.

My life of mundanity

Sitting on the couch
Watching the television
and surfing the web

A partly-read book
Plus an unopened home mag
Also sit by me.

I should clean my flat,
I should read my textbooks then
I should go to bed.

Thunderbird, you disappoint me

What sort of spell-check
Does not have the word "poo" in
its dictionary?

My mock exam was so demoralising

I now know why it
is called a mock exam: it's
because we are mocked.