Saturday, April 3, 2010

My new typewriter arrived this week*

Hello, Typewriter.
We will be friends. You'll type good,
And I'll write gooder.

*surprisingly intact. Who sends a typewriter through the post with no padding/bubble wrap. Sheesh.

Friday, April 2, 2010


Thirteen hours at work
One more hour of on-call left
Visited the morgue

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Some of my favourite glands

Parathyroid (gl)and
Thyroid (gl)and, pineal (gl)and

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Plus someone stole my stethoscope so I need a new one

I would rather buy
myself a pair of shoes than
an ophthalmoscope.

The only upshot?
At least I can claim it as
a tax deduction.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Not looking forward to tomorrow afternoon

First tutorial.
Public humiliation
and shame will ensue.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Words commonly misused by bloggers (sorry I can't do the French accenty thinggers)

"Bias" for "biased",
"Viola" for "voila" and
"Cliche" for "cliched".


Annoying lip zit
It is painful, it looks gross,
It lingers for days

Sunday, March 28, 2010


Little J haiku at GFY

PS I matched up the giveaway prizes with the recipients, over at the original giveaway post (in the comments) if anyone wants to know what they're getting.

PPS Polka Dot Rabbit and Drollgirl, I need your addresses to send you stuff!