My new typewriter arrived this week*

Hello, Typewriter.
We will be friends. You'll type good,
And I'll write gooder.

*surprisingly intact. Who sends a typewriter through the post with no padding/bubble wrap. Sheesh.

Bleh

Thirteen hours at work
One more hour of on-call left
Visited the morgue

Some of my favourite glands

 Pineal gland by I Heart Guts

Parathyroid (gl)and
Thyroid (gl)and, pineal (gl)and
Pituitary.

Plus someone stole my stethoscope so I need a new one

I would rather buy
myself a pair of shoes than
an ophthalmoscope.

The only upshot?
At least I can claim it as
a tax deduction.

Not looking forward to tomorrow afternoon

First tutorial.
Public humiliation
and shame will ensue.

Words commonly misused by bloggers (sorry I can't do the French accenty thinggers)

"Bias" for "biased",
"Viola" for "voila" and
"Cliche" for "cliched".

Acneku

Annoying lip zit
It is painful, it looks gross,
It lingers for days

Fugku

Little J haiku at GFY

PS I matched up the giveaway prizes with the recipients, over at the original giveaway post (in the comments) if anyone wants to know what they're getting.

PPS Polka Dot Rabbit and Drollgirl, I need your addresses to send you stuff!