Normal programming will return in four days' time

Haiku hiatus.
Blogs postponed. Stupid exam.
Please wish me good luck.

I went to the markets and bought heaps of stuff instead of studying

Car battery dead.
Punishment for slacking off
and buying too much

Best post ever

Photographic prints,
TWO giveaway prizes, and
the coolest letter.

Amusing things geriatric patients say

My breasts are droopy.
They are no longer perky.
Oh well, such is life.

Two hours and forty minutes...

Being on-call sucks
Especially so when
You just want to sleep

At least it's a public holiday and I don't have to work

Dear Mother Nature,
It's the first day of Autumn
So why so damn hot?