It's so hot in my apartment

Winter Olympics
Will watching them induce a
Drop in body temp?

More procrastination

I decided to embrace some blogger cliches and made a pennant garland thingy using security envelopes and twine, whilst watching So You Think You Can Dance Australia. Actually, this is the less cliched of the garlands, as I made a similar one using baker's twine. Sometimes I nauseate myself.

Unfortunate feminism witnessed on bus

It is a girl's right -
Nay, responsibility -
To be flatulent

My mama don't live here, telemarketer

"Can I please talk to
Mrs C-?" There is no
Mrs C- here.