Friday, April 23, 2010

More knock knock jokes

Boy, most of the knock knock jokes at the Booooooom! contest are pretty awful. Here are some that I like:


Author: Boo Clu
Comment:
*Knock knock*
Who's there?
Nicholas.
Nicholas who?
Nicholas ladies shouldn't climb trees.
 
 
Author: Tiffany
Comment:
knock knock! 
who's there? 
bisquick! 
bisquick who? 
bisquick , your pant's on fire!
 
 
Author: Bill
Comment:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Salvador Dali.
Salvador Dali who?
Platypus. 
 
 
Author: Erin
Comment:
knock knock
who's there?
to
to who?
to whom
 
 
Author: alexa
Comment:
knock knock,
who's there?
panther.
panther who?
panther no panth im goin sthwimmin.
 
 
 
Author: Katy
Comment:
"Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"I ate mop."
"I ate mop who?"
"You ate your poo? You're gross!" 
 
 
 
Author: Tim
Comment:
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I'm not, you're a poo!
 
 
Author: Glynnis
Comment:
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
 
 
 
 
 
 
I love a poo joke.

3 comments:

  1. Ha! who doesn't love a poo joke! what do you think of this:
    http://activitytoys.guidestobuy.com/pee-poo-plush-dolls-set

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  2. They're the shit! hehe I love them.

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Please share some of your brain poops (or loveliness).