1. Which of the following is not preferable to studying and sitting mock exams:
a) wrapping and sending random gifts to people (refer to graphic below).
b) bidding on art auctions with proceeds going to Haitian relief funds.
c) rectal prolapse.
d) making battleship-shaped ice cubes with newly-arrived birthday present from Mr Doink.
e) arranging pretty flowers in a white porcelain jug.
2. Which of the following did Elissa not see today:
a) a Transperth bus driver refuse to open the doors to let a grown man disembark, until the man had said, "Thankyou to the bus driver."
b) a boy aged ten or so pull his penis out of his lycra shorts in front of a store in the Hay Street Mall (Perth's main shopping strip and a popular tourist attraction) in an attempt to recreate Manneken Pis, I suppose.
c) a fashionably dressed male who had accessorised with a pair of 3D movie glasses in lieu of real sunglasses.
d) a larger woman who stepped on my right foot while I was waiting in line at the post office, then told me off for standing incorrectly (i.e., the way that seduces people into stepping on my foot, thereby causing me physical pain).
e) the light.