Yesterday sucked, and not just because my masseur had an erection (and he was not even hot). Places were closed (even my post office) when I wanted them to be open, even though it was not a public holiday. I fell asleep at 8pm and then woke ludicrously early this morning but still managed to be late for work. I suffered the terrible headaches, backaches and gastrointestinal symptoms that come with being female and having a monthly overload of prostaglandins. I was shirty with my sister and with Little Sarah when they were just trying to be nice to me. I will therefore try to let out some of my negativity by writing a haiku to myself, and try to be marshmallows, rainbows and cupcakes for the rest of the year (or at least day).
Fucking dumbarse bitch
You should pull your finger out
Stop being so lame!