I have a friend D who likes to make mixtapes with songs containing the word fuck, and whose birthday it is today. I gave her this skipping rope badge (the skipping rope is a chain! Genius) although as any bespectacled person will tell you, skipping in glasses is not convenient. Fortunately for this lass, the glasses have no chance of falling off her sweaty nose or steaming up so she can't see the hairy instructor.
I can't remember who made this card; I bought it in Portland. I love Bill Waterson and that pompom head toilet roll guy really tugs at my heart strings. However bad my job may be, at least I'm not in charge of toilet paper.
Happy Birthday D.