Saturday, December 19, 2009

Friday, December 18, 2009

Those Public Health commercials

That melanoma
Pulsating on my TV
It is disgusting

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The excrement continues to flow

Today I realised
That urinating smells like
Chicken noodle soup

I've sent some, I'm expecting some

Postal  workers go
On strike and I ponder the
Fate of my parcels.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Ventilation is important in a frock

My sister is getting married late next year. It is an outdoor, daytime wedding and as such she needs to be prepared for the hot, hot heat. She may be well served by these dresses from local "bridal design company", Allure Couture: firstly, The Valentine. (I think it should only be worn with a Princess-Leia-meets-Rapunzel do, as with the model in the photo.) Alternatively, there is The Ophelia. Described as a "cool mid summer wedding gown", you could easily replace the word summer with "riff" or "section". Check them out and let me know what you think.

They're in a room painted a horrible green

Oprah plus White House
Plus Obamas plus Christmas
Why am I watching?

Instead of buying
Christmas decorations, they
Could feed families