I saw this silly advertising slogan for a shopping mall

"Merry enexmas"
An unfortunate slogan
If missing an X

Belated Halloween post

We don't really do Halloween in Australia but I was in Melbourne and my mustachioed friends and I went to a club called Roxanne with disturbing decorations where we were under the (misguided) impression that we could get cheap drinks if we were in costume. Not that we were in costume, anyway.

 

It's not bokeh, just bad photography

That butcher with the dismembered arm was HOT

Does life get more exciting than this?

New Yellow Pages
A whole two volumes of new*
Telephone numbers

*actually, most of them probably haven't changed since last year, have they?

Another weird dream

My hand smelt like shit.
Like I did a DRE*
Without wearing gloves.

*digital rectal examination