Saturday, November 21, 2009

I'm so tired

I can't remember
Whatever it was that this
Haiku was about

Friday, November 20, 2009

On the train: the fats and the skinnies

Sat between two fats.
Can't reach into my pocket
Without jiggling them.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

I have an Advanced Life Support course tomorrow and I'm such a procrastinator

Tonight, need to learn
One hundred eighty pages
Of really small font

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Pair o' haiku

I locked myself out.
Dad had to come let me in.
I'm such a fucktard.

The disheartened ones.
Sitting, smoking, not talking.
They'll get lung cancer.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Boob envy

Watching Gossip Girl
I wish I had a pair of
Breasts like Blake Lively's