Saturday, November 14, 2009


Damn this apathy
Head full of ideas but
Can't be arsed blogging

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

It's kinda blurry outside

I had to wonder
Are my glasses dirty or
Is it just foggy?

Tuesday, November 10, 2009


Sister's getting hitched.
I need to be supportive.
Wear a bridesmaid's dress.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Haiku does not provide adequate syllables for prime bitching

The snorty woman
She was absent for four days
She returned to snort

Magazines I've yet to read (even though I've bought them)

Vogue, British Vogue, Russh,
Inside Out, Shop 'til You Drop,
Real Living, Frankie


Pink, sweet and fluffy.
On the whole, I prefer them
White, sweet and fluffy.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

I need to eat better

Flatulence: it stinks.
Sometimes it doesn't, but with
my diet, it does.