Saturday, October 3, 2009

I am so lame

I'm wearing make up
I'm wearing contact lenses
I've nowhere to go

Mad Men meets Sesame Street



Two of my favourite American TV shows meet.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Too tired for haiku

Oh, how I love thee,
How I love thee, sashimi,
Oh, how I love thee

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Please use a comma occasionally and use Australian English in your campaign material

Incorrect spelling*
And awry punctuation
Will not win my vote.


*Spelling "endeavour"
With no "u" or using
"z" instead of "s".

Terrible TV

Why is the 'Hey Hey
It's Saturday' Reunion
Not on Saturday*

*When no one will be home to suffer through it.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Credit to the Hon Sir Mix-A-Lot

I like big butts and
I cannot lie, you other
Brothers can't deny...

Monday, September 28, 2009

Public Holiday un-well spent

Just got out of bed
At seven fifteen p.m.
Day wasted asleep