Friday, July 10, 2009

Dr Song mistook me for Nelson tonight

I look like a boy
A Chinese boy with glasses
Or so I've been told

Recycle your pet (without taxidermy)

You can pre-order this anorak from Radiohead's website, W.A.S.T.E., for just 45GBP. Apparently it's made from 15 or so recycled PET bottles. Order it here.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

This is not haiku

...but it is some spam I received today. Ha!

Can't make our partner moan? This magic will return the spark! Fill your baton with firmness!

New prints

My new prints from the Bakers Dozen store arrived today. Thanks, Amy!

I need frames for them so I can hang them to the ever-expanding photo wall. These are the ones I bought (images from Bakers Dozen):

The first is by Portland illustrator Julianna Swaney. Why is the bird dressed like that?

This one's by Edinburgh-based graphic designer Jez Burrows. He has probably the most high-brow, intellectual blog ever. I follow it religiously. I wonder if he's started a religion? If so, I'd believe.

Get away from my wardrobe!

Sneaky silverfish
Scurries across bathroom floor
Fie! Away with you!

What I saw on my way into the building

Guitar-flute duo
Playing in the poolside room
All Jethro Tull-like

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Blogging by candle light

O, Little Joseph,
Hot wax lines your face, yet you
Remain dignified.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

my wardrobe is a bank

One hundred dollars
In my right jacket pocket
What a lucky find

Monday, July 6, 2009


Picture of cracker
On the water cracker box
Is actual size

Sunday, July 5, 2009


Diarrhoea is
Socially isolating
and most unpleasant.