Friday, July 3, 2009


A blank rectangle
Awaits my meaningless words
But I can't find them

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Why Sam's birthday haiku was so terrible

Does your name have two
Or three syllables, young man?
(I) can't tell, Samuel.

I'm sure you know that
Your name is an anagram:
"U's LAME" (but u's not)

I become filled with an inexplicable anxiety

Please don't give me cash
And don't try to pay for me.
I'm not destitute.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Birthday haiku for Sam

Pee birthday to you
You smell like a monkey and
You look like a Jew*

*because you're Jewish, not because monkey-smelling people look Jewish in general.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Sequel to sequel haiku

One blue ball missing,
One golden ball run away,
No balls smashed (thus far).

Sequel Haiku

Some balls rolled away.
To whom do they belong, those
Glitter aqua balls?

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Unexpected sight for a June evening

Shiny, sparkling balls,
glittering Christmas balls, lie
on the car park floor.