Saturday, June 27, 2009

Tick, tock.

My clock stopped running
It's seven fifteen p.m.
Or a.m., even.

Maybe I should get a boyfriend so I don't have to hassle my other friends all the time.

Why don't you call me?
What about tonight's art show?
I can't go alone.

Friday, June 26, 2009

I'm a liiiilllllllllll tipsy

I can't remember
The haiku I composed whilst
Driving home from work

Thursday, June 25, 2009

I feel rejected. We should've told him we just wanted dessert.

Shunned by a waiter:
Your kind* isn't welcome here.
(*Kind with no booking.)

Bakers Dozen

There's new stuff in the Bakers Dozen store that I wrote about here.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

oops

Wherever I read,
I see the word "penis," but -
It really says "pens!"

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

I hope tomorrow's better

Didn't go to work.
I was vomiting or I
was trying to sleep.

Yesterday's haiku

Lazy: when you need
To go to the toilet but
You can't be bothered.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

test haiku

Blogging by email
Is one way to circumvent
Firewalls when at work.

I saw the TV series but not the Michael Bay film

Decepticons and
Autobots are both kinds of
Robots in disguise

Driving to work, 0730 Sunday

Pedestrian, girl,
Doing walk of shame in what
Once was finery.

Dream.

Drunk. Buy overpriced
Salmon sashimi and then
Forget to eat it.